May 112011
 
“Hand over the collector base . . . would you kindly?”

I’m fairly certain that the good-goes-bad plot-twist was attempted long before Ryan Andrew’s epic man/slave monologue in Bioshock; however, seeing as this narrative element has resurfaced on more than one occasion since my time with Rapture, not to mention how severely fanboy I am towards Mass Effect, I figured it be interesting to discuss this issue. Hey, Portal 2 pulled the same trick (*spoilers*). It’s gotta be good.

Could you imagine if Bioware actually decided to go for the ultimate irony and take everything Shepard  has relied on/believed in and turn it upside down? I’m not just talking about the cigarette-budding, vodka-tanking, bazillioanire “Illusive Man,” what if EVERYTHING you knew was a lie? What if Shepard really did die after the Mass Effect 2 intro? Could Shepard be a clone? (a fascinating suggestion found in the immaculate Bioware forums)? Was Wilson innocent? Has Shepard’s existence been reduced to following orders and living in submission? Yeah, a little extreme I’ll admit. I’m in no way suggesting that Bioware will COMPLETELY rip off Bioshock’s “would you kindly” revelation, but huge releases are no strangers to being “inspired” by their peers. Don’t believe me? How about Crysis and Halo: ODST? Ya know, the whole dropping-down-on-a-mission-with-your-squad-and-SUDDENLY-something-goes-wrong-and-your-whole-team-is-separated. How about Modern Warafe 2 and The Rock (movie)? Ya know, the whole epic-blazing-firefight-in-the-bathroom-because-that-is-totally-badass. Hell, what about Portal and Darksiders? Ya know . . . portals?

Anyway, let’s get serious here. It would be no surprise to me if the Illusive Man ended up being a total D-Bag and turned on you. But hey, let’s play the irony card again! What if Bioware pulls a “Harry Potter” and the BAD isn’t so bad after all (Snape FTW!). There really is no way to tell until the finale launches in 2012, but the possibilities are oh so exciting for fan like myself. Hopefully, many of you have played and enjoyed Mass Effect as much as I have. If not, it’s never too late. Get started now. Hell, you don’t even need both games. Jump in wherever you feel like entering the series. The Mass Effect team has done a commendable job in making the franchise as accessible as possible. Just remember that you can import your files from game to game. Not only does stress continuity but it makes the experience that much more personal and consistent with all the decisions you make.

As far as irony goes, I really hope that Bioware doesn’t pour it on too heavy (if that’s what they plan to do). Although they have no intentions of “punishing decisions” from their fanbase, it would be utterly depressing if everything I worked for went to hell. Let’s say that Miranda Lawson (my “sidequest”) never really abandons the Illusive Man when you encounter him for a final time at the end of ME2 and is secretly a mole that gains your trust. What if Cerberus is actually in league with the Reapers? I’ve heard this quite a bit from some random sources lately, but I don’t buy it. Come on, that’s too easy. An organization with a “sketchy” reputation and an even more “sketchy” leader has been secretly collaborating with the ultimate threat? Plausible actually now that I think about it. Let’s Bioshock it! Cerberus rebuilds Shepard but secretly implants some sort of mind-control to keep him in check! When the time is right…BOOM! . . . “would you knidly?”

Speculation and nothing more. Looking forward to E3 2011! In the meantime, how about some catch up with Mass Effect’s lead producer? Say hello to Casey Hudson.

-Fifth Fleet Out-

May 112011
 

Derek Fisher and company have a long offseason ahead of them

The Los Angeles Lakers, the two-time defending champs, with arguably a top 10 player of all time (will discuss this later), with one of the greatest and the most decorated coach in NBA history, are out of the 2011 NBA Playoffs. They just didn’t lose. They were swept. And in embarrassing fashion as well. The Lakers were blown out in Game 4 (Sunday May 8th) 122-86.  They also committed some very unsportsmanlike acts; Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum were both ejected in the 4th quarter and within 45 seconds of each other.  Odom’s was not that bad; he shoved Dallas star Dirk Nowitzki with a hard elbow but no damage was done.  Bynum on the otherhand delivered an outright cheap shot when he speared Dallas point guard J.J. Barea, the smallest guy on the court standing at 5’10, as he was in the air while driving to the basket.  Bynum also further disgraced himself by removing his jersey on his way off the court.  Barea came down very hard and could have been severely injured.  Thank god he wasn’t or you would be hearing a lot moar outrage.  Check the foul out for yourself here.  On a quick side note, Barea made the shot, which was incredible.  As ESPN’s J.A. Adande said via his Twitter, “Lost in that cheap attack by Bynum…Barea actually made the shot. That’s a helluva and-one.”  After the game both players were interviewed.  Odom at least said he was sorry and admitted he acted out of frustration.  Bynum did not.  He showed no remorse and explained that his reasoning for committing the egregious foul was that he was tired of Barea driving down the lane.  Wow.  Really?  Really Bynum?  He later apologized on Tuesday, but he ain’t fooling anyone, especially this writer.  Barea did the classy thing and accepted his apology, and he got the last laugh since his team is moving on and the Lakers are left now with a ton of questions.

Has Phil Jackson coached his last game? I think so.

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