To commemorate MLP’s rise in popularity among both children and adults of both sexes, I’ve drawn a My Little Pony version of Jack Guo.
As you can see, his hair/mane/tail is the same color of Osc*r the Grouch, and his fur is snot colored. Entirely necessary. And also, that brown stuff on his hooves? A mixture of dirt and poop, obviously. The amount of it on his hooves depends on the amount of time since his last shower.
Jack Guony’s cutie mark is of a broken heart, because he can never get with a girl. Due to his greasiness.
But after all that’s said and done, this is just a joke. We all love Jack very dearly.