Ever wondered what gaming would be like if every developer and publisher in the world finally got their act together and thought: “Hey! Shouldn’t games be fun?” But then, some douchebag (whom I will call Transformer) steps forward and protests: “No Mr. Bonta Samti Cars, what they should be are endless series of thinly disguised hoops and hurdles that we force gamers to jump through over and over while creating the illusion they’re having fun . . . also, add some zombies.” A few moments later, Mr. BSC gets fired for thinking logically and goes off to band together with other logical individuals and creates the Saints Row franchise. The End. Lovely story huh? Well, fortunately for us, it came true! Without further ado, Saints Row: The Third . . .