Horror Hoedown Showdown: Which Killing Floor Class Would I Choose in a Zombie Apocalypse?

For today’s “HHS,” I will be going through the various classes available in the zombie survival game Killing Floor and ordering them based on which one I would most want to be in the event of a real life zombie apocalypse. All the perks with each class such as increased damage or movement speed will be ignored because that can’t be applied in the real world. Hope you enjoy this fun little list. Happy zombie killing!

7. Berserker

As much as I love you Saeko, your type is the first one to go.

While a max rank Berserker is rather useful in the actual game, in real life, I would not want to be on the front lines surrounded by tons of zombies hacking away with a ninja sword. No way jose. Unless the Berserker is Darth Maul or some other person with an equivalent badass level, this person will die first.

6. Demolition

Explosions are fun…until you blow yourself up

Explosions are very fun, but they can leave you quite vulnerable. Suicide can also be easily accomplished with one poor thrown grenade or being in the vicinity of one of your own pipe bombs. Nope, not happening.

5. Field Medic

You want to avoid having the same profession as the girl with pink hair…

Also very vulnerable. Not to mention that there’s a lot of pressure since you’re responsible for the rest of your squad’s lives. I dropped pre-med in college for a reason. Next.

4. Firebug

Some people just want to watch the world burn…

Burn everything! Playing with fire is fun, but you’re moar than likely going to burn yourself and your teammates. Not to mention all those gas tanks you have to carry around to supply your flamethrower.

3. Support Specialist

The shotgun guy. Also the “mechanic.” You got a lot of firepower, but you’re limited to short range, small ammo clips, and long reload times. The AA-12 is awesome, but I’d rather stick to something else in the long run.

2. Sharpshooter

So you’re a sniper you say?

Everyone loves sniping. Unfortunately, it’s not as easy as quick scopes and drag shots in Call of Duty. Sounds nice since you’re far away from the action, but you’re isolated. It’s just a matter of time before something sneaks up on you…

1. Commando

Nuff said.

Rambo. Overall BAMF. You carry the big guns. You’re a boss. Rapid fire and lots of clips. Guns good for close quarters combat, mid range, and long range as well.

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