Elessar is a 25 year old Alaskan born cinephile with an obsession with Nicolas Cage and a god complex. His favorite movie is Blade Runner and his least favorite is The Condemned...which probably says more about him than he wants it to.

Review: The Witch


In the past, I’ve typically avoided January and February movies that aren’t just Oscar movies getting wide releases. Conventional Hollywood wisdom dictates that, post-Christmas, the average family’s savings are pretty drained, so they’re probably cutting back on luxuries, and movies are probably the first to go. And since no one …

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Objection: 2015 Oscar Coverage

Elessar: Hello and welcome to another exciting* edition of Moar Powah’s Oscar coverage. (*Excitement not guaranteed.) I am, as always, Elessar. GuyInTheThirdRow: I’m Guyinthe3rdRow, slowly returning from pseudo-self-imposed exile, which sounds much cooler than it really is. Starshine5050: I’m Starshine, also returning from the oblivion from the dark corners of …

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