Starshine5050

As just a regular, hard-working work, often-stressing, procrastination-mastering history and journalism student, I often turn to the silver and small screens for relief, even though I'm only an average cinema-and-television loving viewer, commenting on what, and does not, makes good entertainment. I love horror everything - book, TV shows, games, movies - even though they frighten me terribly. I'm a long time believer of the old saying "When life gives you lemons, don't take life's lemons! Give the lemons back!" So, onward I go, returning lemons and logging an unhealthy amount of screen time for your enjoyment. So please be sure to read my stuff and let me know what you think, I'm alway looking to improve and be the best, most cynical critic I can be!

May 162013
 

Great-Gatsby

Be sure to also check out Fenrir’s in-depth review of the film.

Starshine: Hello everyone! And welcome to another action-packed edition of Objection! This week we’ll be discussing the new Baz Luhrmann film, The Great Gatsby. As always I am Starshine.

Silverwolf: And I’m Silverwolf! Personally, I thought the film was great and have few complaints. My compatriot, as you’d expect, holds a different viewpoint.

Starshine: I do indeed. I thought it was an incredibly disappointing film and adaptation. While there are some things to be praised about it, I think it falls flat on its face.

Silverwolf: What do you think were some of the films biggest failings?

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May 092013
 

Yesterday the news  that was buzzing around the internet was the looming negotiations between Robert Downey Jr. and Marvel Studios since Downey’s contract had expired after the release of Iron Man 3As one of the best paid actors in the Marvel movie franchise (reportedly earning $50 million for The Avengers), Downey has been in four movies total, and is now in talks to be in the remaining films of the Avengers trilogy. As of this morning, however, it has been reported that in these negotiations, there has been no mention of Iron Man 4. There could be several reasons for this including Downey’s other projects, a desire to retire in the near future, a discussion of a shortened contracted to allow for re-negotiations later, or perhaps that he is going to bow out as Iron Man after the third Avenger’s film.

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The main theory that seems to be rampant about the whole affair is that Downey is using his leverage as Marvel’s biggest bread winner to force Marvel to re-negotiate for the rest of the cast by threatening to not appear for Iron Man 4. Marvel has a history with issues concerning actor’s salaries for various films. Samuel L. Jackson fought for better pay back  in 2009, and Terrence Howard was dropped from the role of Lt. Col James Rhodes when he demanded higher pay, only to be replaced in subsequent Iron Man films by Don Cheadle. Chris Hemsworth has reportedly not yet been signed up for Avengers 2, and there are rumors that Scarlett Johansson is not going to take a pay cut for said film. Marvel has already threatened to replace Hemsworth in the film, or to remove the Thor character from the film all together. Chris Evans, Mark Ruffalo, Jeremy Renner, and Samuel L Jackson are all signed on for the project, which is set to release in 2015.

If the negotiations do not work in Downey’s favor and he is dropped, many fans agree that it would be hard to see anyone but him piloting that iconic metal suit on screen.

May 082013
 

Summer blockbuster season has exploded onto the cinematic venue with one of the single biggest releases of the summer lineup, Iron Man 3. After the highly successful Avengers film, everyone was waiting on baited breath to see if this new film would surpass the less-than-well-received Iron Man 2 and continue Marvel’s streak of creating engaging, well written superhero films. So does it succeed? Is it a majestic train wreck? Does it stand a good chance of beating the Man of Steel as the superhero movie of the summer?

Let’s take a look at Iron Man 3.

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May 072013
 

Dear PSY, it’s kind of good to see you back in the limelight after the megahit that was Gangnam StyleI know the pressure to write the next big super hit was mounting as slowly your notoriety began to fade on the international stage. Unfortunately it really didn’t work out how you wanted, did it?

For those of you unaware, PSY is back with a new song, Gentleman, which hit the Internet in April to some very lackluster fanfare. The song has not, up to this point, taken off as big as his first chart-topping wonderhit did – but why? Was the video not funny enough? Was the song boring? Were people just sick and tired of PSY? Well, let’s dive into the catastrophe that is Gentleman.

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May 012013
 

There are only a few horror movie classics which fit neatly into their respective sub-genres rather than redefining them. Night of the Living Dead helped to shape what a zombie movie should be, Psycho (besides being the first movie to show a toilet on screen) is the definitive thriller, and Halloween is one of the most iconic slasher films of all time that helped to skyrocket the genre into fame. But The Evil Dead is nestled comfortably within the funhouse horror subgenre, where gore reigns supreme and your plot doesn’t have to make tons of sense. So how does the reboot fair in this respect? Does it work at all when the original film did it so well?

Let’s look at the Raimi and Campbell produced film, Evil Dead.

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Apr 252013
 

Hello everyone, and welcome back to Objection! This week, rather than having a two-on-two debate, we’re doing a round table on the popular anime Psycho-Pass. Four of our staff are going to take turn discussing what they liked the best about the show, if we liked it at all! Each writer will present their case one by one, leaving you to decide who you most agree with. Let’s get started!

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Apr 242013
 

Oh Tom Cruise movies! The majority are schlockly crap made to promote him. Honestly, he only had one good film with A Few Good Men, maybe Jerry McGuire and Tropic Thunder if you stretch it. I have nothing against him personally, but his movies don’t tend to be very deep, compelling, or interesting to me (all a matter of opinion). But I’m nothing if not an almost fair and impartial judge of films, so when I saw this movie was going to be out in theaters, I thought “Well, it could be good for a laugh, at least.” After all, I wasn’t going to turn down the only major sci-fi flick coming out this year besides the sequel to Star Trek. But the movie I got was certainly not the one I expected.

Let’s take a look at the newest sci-fi release this year, Oblivion.

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Apr 242013
 

In the wake of mega-projects appearing on Kickstarter, like the Double Fine game (making over $3 million) and the upcoming Veronica Mars movie (making over 5 million dollars), Zach Braff has now taken to crowd-funding website with his own film idea.

Wish I Was Here is a film similar in tone to his previous film Garden State, but rather than reflecting on his 20s, Braff decided to make a film about finding himself in his 30s. The film, written by him and his brother Adam, revolves around Aidan, a 35 year old father of two who must attempt to home-school his children all while struggling to figure out what he wants in life, reverting back to childhood fantasies of being a Space-Knight.

Concept designs for the film.

Concept designs for the film.

Braff states in the Kickstarter video that he wanted to use Kickstarter so that he would be able to have full creative control over the project, rather than producers who he refers to as “money guys.” Braff is offering several benefits like art prints, tee shirts, and online screenings of his films to his backers at even the lowest levels of donation. At the time of writing, the Kickstarter has earned just over $280,000 out of its set goal of $2 million after only being live for a few hours.  If you would like to donate to the film, click here.

Apr 232013
 

If you guys are wondering why I’m not reviewing PSY’s new song this week, it’s cause do have a schedule set up and these songs were all ready to go. Also I’m not sure what to think of it yet, but it will be coming out next time around so please stay tuned til then!

Today, we have a very special treat! While Momoiro Clover Z has not been able to release any new singles due to member Ariyasu Momoka’s extensive throat surgery. But with a new album dropping soon, we have two new songs with music videos to accompany them. Luckily, however, these videos are part of the same narrative so I can actually judge them as one, which saves me quite a bit of time in dealing with video analysis. But man, are we really in for an unexpected turn from this 5-nin group that are now top J-Pop superstars.

From their 2nd full studio album, 5th Dimension, let’s take a look at Neo STARGATE and BIRTH Ø BIRTH.

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Apr 172013
 

Few films are as heavily analyzed as Stanely Kubrick’s – be it 2001: A Space Odyssey, Full Metal Jacket, or A Clockwork Orange. The visionary director who left us all too soon had the practice of leaving clues and hidden easter eggs to the larger meanings and themes to his films, of which there are many. But none is more controversial in this respect as The Shining. While I did a review of this back in 2011, a new documentary was just released that spreads out the many theories surrounding what the true deeper meaning of the film is, no matter how bizarre they may be.

Join in me in my first documentary review as we look at Room 237.

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