Feb 052012
 

The Mayans were right after all! No more Nintendo! Arrivederci Atlus! Bye-bye BioWare! And the end EA! The arrival of the iPhone and the Android OS have cast their destructive judgment! Just look at what so many video game news websites are saying!

Evening ladies and gentlemen, the Inverseman here again and tonight he is ready to rant. From large gaming news sites to popular opinions, there seems to be this claim of the “death of the video game console” and the “death of the handheld” forthcoming our generation. The stories range from “impending doom for dedicated gaming devices” to doom for “all of video games”. While the onset of combined technology is great, I would vouch that video games have a long way to go before they get assimilated or destroyed. Three good reasons come to mind.

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Feb 032012
 

Although I’m no fan of delays, it’s at least commendable of Bioware to be giving the fans little teasers like the one above. This time, a voice cast reveal highlighting some of Mass Effect’s key players and fan favorites. Unfortunately, Yvonne Strahovski is still nowhere to be found. I’m sure I’ll soon realize why her role is being kept so hush-hush (among others) but it sucks to consider the possibility that one of your favorite characters could end up being sidelined and existing only for support. Still, being the loyal fan that I am, I trust Casey Hudson and his team to do everyone justice in Mass Effect 3. Shepard couldn’t do it without ‘em . . . well, maybe not ALL of them. Seriosuly, what else does Garrus do besides calibrations? And Kelly? She basically exists to make you feel better about yourself. Legion? It practically thinks at the speed of light. How long could it take to build a consensus? ^_^ I kid, I love them all.

Also, I’ve recently been reading the latest Mass Effect novel “Deception” and loving every minute of it. However, I found out today that some fans haven’t been too happy about it. Apparently, the book (understood to be canon) had some “over-sight” errors and fans suggest that it be corrected or simply taken as “alternate universe.” I haven’t finished the book so I’m not entirely sure where the inconsistencies are but I may put up a review in the near future once I finish it. Here’s the apology from Bioware. Cheers!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Jan 272012
 

In case you’re wondering, no, I don’t plan on every Friday until March 6th to be Mass Effect related; however, being a hardcore fan (as in, MULTIPLE 100% play-thrus of both 1 & 2) makes it difficult to deny the increasing proximity of Mass Effect 3′s inevitably successful launch. Still, I’m very much aware of how many other awesome games are out there and worthy of your time. For instance, I recently bought Arkham City and I’m having a great time with it. I considered having it on Project Warpath but (at this point) I’m content with the 4 that will be battling for #1 on my list. In case you need refreshing, the contestants are: Saints Row the Third, Modern Warfare 3, Mass Effect 3, and Bioshock Infinite. So far, Saints Row the Third is holding the top spot simply for its mastery of free-play and limitless opportunities to have fun. MW3 is a good game but has no place competing for the top spot of anyone’s list. As much as I play it, it’s nothing more than COD 4 on steroids. For Mass Effect and Bioshock, their biggest strength will/should be narrative immersion.

Essentially, a good story that sucks you right into the thick of things and makes you care about what’s happening is how Mass Effect and Bioshock can dominate the Warpath. In fact, our Moar Powah! chieftain Judge once said that gameplay comes before graphics. Couldn’t agree more. With that said, I think it’s possible to go further and say that even the best gameplay is useless without a strong, narrative backbone supporting the action. Storytelling is something that Mass Effect does incredibly well. Not simply telling a good story but allowing the player to be a part of how it unfolds. Anyhoo, Project Warpath will certainly be interesting in the coming months as Mass Effect 3 and Bioshock Infinite wrap things up. As for the above video, Bioware releases another reveal of the multiplayer feature that Mass Effect 3 is boasting along with its anticipated single-player campaign. With 4-player functionality and plenty of races to choose from, this “controversial” addition just looks better and better. 3/6/12 come soon!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Jan 202012
 

As preluded in the last SIYM Presents, you can expect nothing but moar Mass Effect from yours truly. With the launch of Mass Effect 3 getting nearer and nearer, there’s literally nothing else on my mind right now. Well, not exactly. There is the fourth Mass Effect novel “Deception” that comes out on January 31. Not to mention the Mass Effect 3 demo releasing on February 14th. Yeah, I’m hopeless. At any rate, early this morning (as in 12:00 am) I turned on the television and found out that GTTV was covering some “brand-new, never-before-seen” footage of Mass Effect 3. Being the fanboy that I am, I was “glued” for the next 30 minutes. Interested? Check the video above for an inside look into what is being considered “the most anticipated game of 2012!” The footage is broken up into parts so just follow the “related videos” for moar.

*rant time!*

I don’t normally troll about video games. Partly because it’s pointless and contradicting to the whole idea of electronic entertainment. However, Bioware has been pissing me off lately. It was bad enough having to hear that Mass Effect 3 was going to be delayed a couple of months but I eventually got over that. We (the fans) knew it was better to wait for a polished product than one rushed to meet a deadline. But was it really? Everyone’s pretty much figured out that the delay was for no other reason than to implement multiplayer and (*sigh*) Kinect. I have seen the footage of Kinect in action and I believe that it really does work, but seriously, is this enough reason to stall a game’s release? Especially one that’s as acclaimed and “anticipated” as Mass Effect 3? For the record, I’m not sold on motion-tecnology. Not because it doesn’t work. It’s just repetitive. Unless we find a way to COMPLETELY implement our bodies into gaming then there’s only so much we can do to have fun with it. More importantly, we don’t come home from a long day at work to jump and flail in front of a television. We come home to plop on the couch and scream at noobs online. As for the multiplayer, I’ve seen enough footage to realize that it’s not that bad. Again, still not worth stalling a game as huge as Mass Effect 3 for. But yeah, co-op with friends is never a negative.

Aside from the game itself, the Mass Effect universe has been plagued with delays. The fourth Mass Effect novel “Deception” was slated for release late 2011. Only when we (the fans) finally got to December did they (the corporate) finally inform us that the novel got pushed to Jan 2012 . . . LATE Jan 2012. I thought I was losing my mind. How could this uber-succssful franchise be so unorganized with release dates? I know things don’t always go according to plan but you can’t just make promises and never keep them. It makes you look unreliable. And I hope everyone agrees with me when I say that NOBODY likes unreliable (I’m looking at you PAYDAY). To make matters worse, the demo got hit by this nonsense too! Mass Effect 3′s singleplayer/multiplayer demo was announced for a January 2012 release and we were told to “get excited for the new year!” That we did . . . while it lasted. It wasn’t until yesterday that I found out that the demo had been kicked to February! What the hell?!? Next thing we know Bioware is going to scrap the demo entirely and push the game back to summer. Oh well, as much as we’re being told that Mass Effect 3 will be worth the wait, we can only hope that it’s true. If not, I’ll just call up Harbinger and his army of Reaper drones, have them join forces with the Transformers, give them Bioware’s address, and watch the fireworks!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Jan 132012
 

Yvonne Strahovski: “. . . a bloddy icon.”

Well, well, here we go again! New year, new focus, new outlook, same old Mass Effect nonsense!

It feels good to finally get back in the swing of things and it looks like this year will be even moar powah-ful than before! Unfortunately, with great powah comes great responsibility. School, life, family, and friends are back in full force and (at least until summer) SIYM postings may take a setback in substantiality. I plan to continue my contribution to the site to the best of my ability (Project Warpath included) but life can sure take ya for a spin if you’re not prepared.

Anyway, in acknowledgement of all the extremely talented and hardworking individuals that are enduring the longest days (and nights) to bring you what is hoped to be one of the greatest denouements in gaming history, I wanted to take this opportunity to spotlight a particular personality who is currently rocking my world forwards and backwards. Ladies and gentlemen . . . Yvonne Strahovski!

Aside from her extraordinary beauty, Yvonne Strahovski (an Australian actor) has been quite a force in pop culture. Over the past decade, Yvonne has landed a number of roles in T.V., gaming, cinema, to even modeling for SoBe’s skinsuit series. Oh yeah, check it here. Needless to say, her performance as the ice queen operative Miranda Lawson is not the only credit to her name. Before I start salivating all of her achievements as a cultural icon, I think it would better suit the relevance of this posting by focusing on her contribution to the matter at hand: Mass Effect!

Despite calling herself “not really a gamer,” Yvonne jumped right into the shoes (um, heels) of the all-business Cerberus agent Miranda Lawson and gave an exceptional performance alongside the likes of Seth Green, Jennifer Hale, and Martin Sheen. From beginning to end, her performance as Miranda was very well done and fit comfortably next to the other veteran voice actors. It was actually surprising to find out that Mass Effect was Yvonne’s first foray into the gaming world since her Miranda role was done so well. Yvonne’s involvement with Mass Effect 3 has long since been confirmed but the Miranda character has been all but revealed in any great detail. Many fans (including yours truly) can only wonder why almost nothing has been mentioned regarding the Miranda character; however, Mass Effect 3 promises to be the best in the series so I guess knowing that she’ll be making a return is more than enough. Other characters have been kept in secret as well, and I plan to talk more about that as we close in on launch day, but I’m dedicating this post to the lovely Yvonne Strahovski who seemingly came out of nowhere to be a part of an already incredible experience. To all the people who’ve made this franchise possible, thank you!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Dec 232011
 

. . . and a happy new (galactic) year!

It’s that time of year again! When all things holly and jolly congregate to deliver an oh most cherry conclusion to another awesome year! I have to say, 2011 was great. I had some really good times this year. Looking forward to 2012 and more importantly 3/6/12 . . . ^_^!!!!! . . . it’s shaping up to be the best year yet! Unfortunately, with such merry emotions surrounding all of us, time becomes a luxury and there never seems to be enough of it. Still, with what little time I have with you right now, I’d like to offer a Mass Effect holiday greeting with Wrex as Santa Claus. For the reindeer, we have the ever-expressive Elcor. If you don’t understand their speech, then you fail big time. Anyway, hope everyone is having a wonderful and safe holiday season and merry christmas to all!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Dec 092011
 

Santa dropped by a little early this year . . .

You’ll be shocked to hear that I honestly thought about giving up on my Mass Effect fanaticism. It had been so long since I derived any pleasure from playing the franchise. With all the 100% completions and countless hours logged in, I didn’t think I’d ever find any true motivation to do moar play-throughs. Well, as of this week, I’m back in action! Off on an adventure to save the digital universe . . . again! This time, on console! Of course, to complete such a task, one must be properly equipped for this kind of job. How does SIYM gear up for duty? Let’s check it out:

Turtle Beach PX5: With the exception of the Modern Warfare branded “Delta” Turtle Beach’s, this headset is the biggest bang for your buck you can get from this manufacturer. I’ve always been a TB fan and the PX5′s do NOT disappoint. However, I haven’t had the most diverse experience with gaming equipment so I’m unable to compare TB with its competitors (i.e. Triton) but I can say that I’m a satisfied customer after putting the product through its initial paces. I may do a review in the future but for now I’ll just give a few impressions (good/bad) that have stood out so far. PROS = Comfortable, wireless, clear/immersive sound, multiple presets, easy-to-setup, great color! CONS = Pricey, reports of cup swivel breaks, bass sound is not impressive. Overall, for a personal review, I give it 4.5/5. It’s a fantastic headset that should satisfy all your audio desires. Just remember to choose dynamic bass (preset 2) and set your equalizer to “Bass Booster” for maximum BLAM and POW!

Playstation 3: I’ll be frank, I’ve never owned a Playstation in my life so I had no idea what to expect. In short, I enjoy this new piece of hardware. It’s slick, fast, and mostly reliable. I say “mostly” because I’m currently having issues downloading an update for Battlefield 3 and it’s driving me crazy. My last resort: Wired Connection! We shall see what happens next. So, what are my thoughts? PROS = Quiet, powerful, slick interface, the HOME network, Blu-Ray discs allow games to stay on one disc as opposed to 2 or 3 on xbox. CONS = Installing every game you play gets annoying quickly, audio interaction pales in comparison to xbox’s “party/game chat,” the interface and accessibility isn’t as simplified as it could be. Overall, I love it! Gets a little intricate in places but the learning curve is quickly overcome. Plug in a keyboard for maximum enjoyment of HOME. A personal review would give this a solid 4/5. Not perfect, but nothing is. Great console from a great manufacturer!

Mass Effect 2: *sigh* Let’s get this over with–> PROS = Everything / CONS = Nothing / 5 out of 5. See? I can be unbiased.

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Dec 032011
 

Starshine says that female proportions are misrepresnted in video games. I concur.

I don’t normally put up “SIYM Presents” on any other day except Friday, but with less than 100 days until the launch of Mass Effect 3 , I decided to hit up another “Pre-Launch Item” for you guys. In today’s feature, I offer my $0.02 on sexuality in video games with the above image. As the pic quite clearly portrays, the Miss Lawson character single-handedly puts the ASS in “mASS Effect!” Haha, Hehe, Hoho . . . yeah, I’m done with that one.

With that said, I’m back to studying for finals. The semester (I’m happy to report) went very well and looks to be ending on a strong note. Also, once school is done for the year, I’m focusing all my efforts on revamping my gameplay setup. As mentioned in the last post, I’ll be acquiring a PS3 in the near future. Along with new headphones, new games, new TV, and moar Mass Effect shenanigans. Adios Moar Powah!

-Fifth Fleet Out-

Nov 102011
 

Whew.  This topic is one that has really piqued my interest.  A few months ago, I posted something about a Liara T’soni figure by Kotobukiya.  I thought it was great (despite my usual anti-love for Shunya Yamashita).  However, little did I know, that many Bioware and Mass Effect fans were less than enthused about this figure.  I first heard about the controversy a few weeks ago on the website Go Make Me a Sandwich, a video game blog run by a feminist named Wundergeek (here’s the exact post about the Liara figure which had a picture linked from MP which is how I found the site to begin with).  Let me just say I was intrigued with the site; I read through about half her blog in one night to gain a better understanding of her thoughts and feelings.  After reading through a good portion of her material, I was able to come to a fair conclusion.  I respect her opinions and her enthusiasm; however, I don’t agree with a lot she has to say.  And that’s fine. That’s why they’re called opinions.  But before I go any further, I would like to address the Liara figure controversy first. Continue reading »

Oct 212011
 

Back for Moar!

Hello Moar Powah! How’s everyone’s Friday? Good? Good!

I (SIYM1207) come with oh most joyous news. Are you ready for this? . . . You sure? . . . No shame in admitting if you aren’t . . . alright, here you go:

PLAYABLE MASS EFFECT 3 DEMO COMING JANUARY 2012 ! ! !

According to the man himself, the demo will feature both single AND multiplayer gameplay. Both of which have had fans like myself in uproar for MOAR! I can’t wait to get my hands on this pre-release as it will foreshadow the beginning of the end to my absolute favorite experience in gaming. If it hasn’t been made obvious enough already, I love Mass Effect . . . ALOT. There’s so much this sequel already has to live up to and, with the addition of all the elements I have pain-stakingly “imported” from one installment to the next, it will be interesting to see how this snippet of the epicness that is to come on 3 /6 / 12 will be received. As always, Powah to the Playas!

-Fifth Fleet Out-