In the last edition of “Horror Hoedown Showdown” (which did not appear last Friday and in fact appeared last Monday), I gave my opinions on why I loved zombies so much. Today, I figured I’d list my top 10 zombies games.
10. The OneChanbara (and sequel)
This is probably one of the worst and quite possibly the stupidest game I’ve ever played. For those of you interested, I recently wrote an editorial on sex in video games. This game definitely fits the bill of “oversexualization.” An attractive girl in a bikini goes around killing zombies with samurai swords. It’s so utterly stupid that it’s funny. For a hack and slash game, it’s very standard. Nothing too “wow” about it. Provided me with a few hours of entertainment. There’s a dress-up mode which will surely draw the ire of anti-sex people. I’m sure there are some perverts out there; you can’t get rid of them. I admit had a little fun with it. It’s fantasy after all. I’m not going to live out my real life hoping to dress up women in skimpy outfits. Learn the difference between reality and fiction. Parasite Eve and No More Heroes: Heroes’ Paradise had dress-up modes too. Getting off topic here. Anyways, if you want a mindless hack and slash game with zombies and bikinis, this game is for you. There’s a movie too.