Hey everyone, it’s Judge here. Haven’t been posting much due to Guild Wars 2, so I decided now would be a good time to start posting again (really need to be moar focused on getting columns out on time XD). My girlfriend pluffei and I were discussing the Final Destination film series recently, and I thought to myself, “What are the 10 worst death in the series?” Here are my top 10.
10. Final Destination 3 — Lewis Romero
Death by: Head crushed by falling weights
This one is a bit personal; one of my worst fears when I was extremely active in the gym was injuring myself with heavy weights. Getting smashed by a few sends chills up my spine.
9. The Final Destination — Carter Daniels
Death by: Foot caught by tow-hook/dragged against road/burned/blown apart by exploding tow-truck
Funny and brutal.
8. Final Destination 2 — Evan Lewis
Death by: Eye impaled by falling ladder
This just looks painful.
7. Final Destination 2 — Nora Carpenter
Death by: Braids caught in hooks, head caught by malfunction elevator doors/lifted/decapitated
This one freaks me out. This is why I don’t have long hair; getting it caught in something can lead to potential pain…Or death.
6. Final Destination 3 — Kevin Fischer
Death by: Smashed between subway/tunnel wall, flung off back of subway, hit by second train
Due to living in NYC and riding subways all the time, I had to put this one on the list. Damn Death, you scary.
5. Final Destination 5 — Isaac Palmer
Death by: Fell over table/body impaled by acupuncture needles, head smashed by falling buddha statue
Talk about dying when you’re trying to relax. Personally, I would never go to an acupuncture clinic, just because I hate getting stuck with sharp objects. The Buddha statue at the end was pretty funny though. Buddha > Death.
4. Final Destination 3 – Ashley Freund, Ashlyn Halperin
Death by: Both trapped/incinerated in malfunction tanning beds
Getting burned alive sucks. Bad.
3. Final Destination — Valerie Lewton
Death by: Computer shards exploded into throat, kitchen knife falls in chest/forced through by chair, house exploded
What a series of unfortunate events. The explosion at the end added insult to injury.
2. Final Destination 5 — Olivia Castle
Death by: Eye/hand burned by laser, trips on eye/fell out of 6th floor window/lands on car/eye pops out
Another kinda funny death. Unexpected to say the least. I thought for sure the laser would get her.
1. The Final Destination – Hunter “Hunt” Wynorski
Death by: Intestines/organs sucked out by pool drain
This one was incredibly unsettling. Really the only one that made me cringe bad.