Elessar: Hello and welcome to another exciting* edition of Moar Powah’s Oscar coverage. (*Excitement not guaranteed.) I am, as always, Elessar.
GuyInTheThirdRow: I’m Guyinthe3rdRow, slowly returning from pseudo-self-imposed exile, which sounds much cooler than it really is.
Starshine5050: I’m Starshine, also returning from the oblivion from the dark corners of grad school, which is definitely uncool.
Elessar: Well I have been rather definitively present on the site, and that is definitely cool. But we’re not here to talk about who’s cool or not (it’s me). We’re here to talk…about the Oscars.
Starshine5050: Ah, yes, the soon to be the whitest program on TV
Elessar: I dunno, Supernatural got renewed
Starshine5050: And worst pop culture reference in a post goes to…
GuyInTheThirdRow: Was about to say…yeah, I can’t top that one. I’ve just been calling it the Blizzard of 2016.
Elessar: Oh I’m sure I’ll make a worse pop culture reference by the end of the post, you know me.